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Version 1 Version 2 Version 3 Version 4 Version 5 Version 6[Intro] F#m E D A D A D Bm X3 [Verse 1] D My keyboard's like my heart A It shines in RGB and it's full of blood A I don't know what is wrong with me A But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny) D I have trouble speaking to women A Unless they're 2D or high definition D Spend all my time on social media A Bm This is the state that I'm in [Instrumental] D A D A D A [Verse 2] D My Twitter feed's like my brain A 'Cause I have it on dark mode D Memorise everything she says A So I can use it to guess her passcode D She's beauty, she's grace A She has a profile picture of her D gorgeous face A To try and get more sponsor Bm A To try and get more sponsors [Chorus] Bm A D But why don't you care? Bm A I have spent the past ten years of my life D Making you prepared Bm A You're political enough but not contrary D Sexual enough but not enough to scare me Bm A D Give me a reason not to be on my knees E The internet has ruined me [Instrumental] F#m E D A A D Bm D [Verse 3] D Look, I know I must sound insane A But that's part of the package D If she can't handle me at my worst A She don't deserve my mental baggage D I know you want six foot four A But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough D To reach the high shelf, be your incel A I think I might be a threat to myself Bm D A A threat to myself A D A Bm A threat To myself A Bm [Chorus] Bm A D But why does she run? Bm A D When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income Bm A It feels like my ideas of affection D Are based around artificial perfection Bm A D I just want to appease E Bm The internet has ruined me [Instrumental] Bm E D A D A D Bm F#m E D A D A D Bm [Outro] D A We used to sleep on call together A D We used to sleep on call together D A We used to sleep on call together A D We used to sleep on call together D A We used to sleep on call together A D We used to sleep on call together D A We used to sleep on call together A B We used to sleep